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Monday, February 1, 2010

Ready, Aim...ok, Ready, Aim...No, Really,I'm Ready

Even though I advise people on a daily basis that the body has it's own time frame and healing does come from the inside out, this can't possibly apply to me! This baby is supposed to be here by now! By the way I am as big as a house, waddling with every step, and can hardly sit due to the enormous watermelon that is sitting on my pelvis, and while I am saying these things out loud, I hope that I am not giving my unborn child some kind of complex that will require therapy later, I really am excited and ready to meet the new addition to the family! Please, just come on! I have tried everything from Evening primrose oil, to spicy foods, eggplant Parmesan, herbal teas of Organic raspberry leaf, and yes, even nipple stimulation. If anyone knows anything that I have possibly missed that might help induce this labor (except Castor oil, please) let me know I am willing to give anything a shot!

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